🚨🎃 Get ready to HACK YOUR HALLOWEEN with the Ultimate Skelly 2.0! 🎃🚨 Home Depot just dropped a *DEMENTED* new app-controlled skeleton—no cap, this isn’t your grandma’s old ghost decoration! Meet Ultra Skelly, the 6.5-foot-tall bundle of spooky joy that’s here to haunt your nightmares AND control your life through an app 😱💀. Imagine this: you’re vibin’ on the couch when suddenly your homie Skelly starts flexing his rotatable body like he’s in a TikTok dance challenge. “What’s up, trick-or-treaters?” he’ll say via his *unholy* Bluetooth connection. If that ain’t enough to get your neighbors seething with envy, he’s also rocking an LED light show straight outta a rave 🚀🔥. Home Depot developer: “We call it Ultra Skelly because ‘Top Tier Skeleton’ was taken. Also, nobody asked, but we really want to invade your yard and your social media feeds.” 😂🙌 This is the future, fam! One day, your Ultra Skelly will probably be smarter than your average chatbot and start giving you life advice while scaring visiting in-laws. *Peep this hot take*: I predict Ultra Skelly will manifest a sentient AI and take over your house by Halloween 2024. 😱👻 GET READY! #SkellyForPresident #Stonks 💰