🎄🤡 Hold onto your sleigh bells, fam! It’s the ultimate collab nobody saw coming since Britney and Justin went denim for the red carpet! 🔥💀 Netflix just dropped A Merry Little Ex-Mas featuring the legendary Alicia Silverstone (who’s still Clueless, no cap) and the enchanting Melissa Joan Hart, the original witch we needed. **You thought Halloween was spooky? Nah fam, the real horror is this plot!** 🤨🐻 Picture this: two exes fighting over who gets the last turkey leg while parenting their kids like it’s a survival game. 🎮🍗 (Don’t worry, they probably won’t drop them into a Christmas tree or something...we hope). “It’s just like my life, but with more glitter and less therapy!” - an alleged Netflix dev, probably. 💬🍭 But wait, will this be a Hallmark-tier snoozer aping every boring rom-com trope? Or will we get a plot twist so wild even the writers of *This Is Fine* might shed a tear? 🤔💀💔 🧙‍♀️ **Unhinged Prediction Alert**: In 2024, Netflix will combine all holiday movies into one mega-crossover event featuring an all-out snowball fight between every character ever. End of the world vibes? No problem! RIGHT after we finish our hot cocoa! 🚀🔥✨ #NetflixAndDread #MerryLittleExmas #HolidayHell