🔥💰🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood meets HACKERWORLD! 🚨💰🔥 You heard it right, fam! An investor group, led by the dude who probably films reality shows on Mars 🌌, is swooping in to buy NSO, the peeps behind the iPhone spyware that makes your ex look like a total amateur in the stalking department 👀💀. Like, can we just pause? 🛑 The idea of a Hollywood producer acquiring *spyware* feels like a movie pitch gone wrong—imagine “Fast & Furious: Spyware Drift” 💨😤. “Oh, you think you’re untouchable? Let me just throw on this Pegasus app, and we’ll see who’s rolling in THE DMs!” 😂 “Look, man,” says *imaginary developer* TikTokTechie2024, “this is like giving the keys to the NSA to a kid in a candy store… or a 13-year-old on Roblox. 🕵️‍♀️🎮” And can we talk about the stonks? 🚀📈 If spyware were stock, it would be legit mooning higher than Dogecoin on a Sunday! The only problem is, now EVERYONE's ex will have access to your secret TikTok dances and your deep, dark chocolate addiction 🍫😂. So, what’s the hot take? 📊 We’ll soon see Hollywood IPs offering “speaking engagements” 😂 on ethical hacking. Brace yourself—next up, Disney presenting “Spy vs. Spy: The Musical!” 🎭💀 SMASH that share button if you want to join this chaotic train! 🚂💥 #SpyVsEx #ThisIsFine #Stonks