🎉💫🎄Gather 'round, tech family! It’s time to dive into the whirlpool of holiday gift vibes with the *MagTag Ultra Slim Tracker Card*—the gift that screams “I care! But not that much!" 🤡🎁✨ For just $23.99 (originally $59.99—whew! Someone's flexing their markdown skills! 💸💪), you can give the gift of “Where the heck did I leave my keys?” 🙄🔑 It’s basically an SOS signal for your sanity wrapped in a credit card design! Leaked dev quote: “We spent a lot of time making this thing invisible, because people don’t need to know how forgetful they are... this holiday season!” 😂🕵️‍♀️ No cap, if you’re tired of playing hide and seek with your essentials, the MagTag is your new bestie! Just slap this bad boy on anything you don’t want to part with—like your dignity after scrolling through TikTok for 6 hours. 📱💀 But beware! 🤖🧠 Don’t be the cringe person giving this to someone who’s already got a co-dependent relationship with their AirTags. If you do, you’re not just seething, you’re in the cringe dungeon! 🔥🚀 Hot take: In 2024, we’ll all be wearing these trackers implanted in our foreheads just to keep up with our vibes! I’m calling it now! Stonks will fly, and sanity will die! 😵🔥