🚨🎮 BREAKING: Amazon’s Luna Goes Full-Wizard Mode! 🎩✨ What’s up, gamers and party people? 💥 Amazon just woke up from its Bezos nap and decided to sprinkle some serious magic on Luna! 🧙‍♂️ They’ve tossed in AAA games like "Hogwarts Legacy" mixed with their own cringe-worthy original party games for Prime subscribers. Because who doesn’t want to mix butterbeer with bad jokes? 🍻🤡 In a totally real interview with an anonymous dev (we'll call him Steves the Sneaky), he was like: “We just threw a bunch of games into the cloud, and the servers are like, ‘what’s happening?’ 😱🙃” And talk about some serious inflation in the gaming world! 📈 Stonks are soaring, but also, will anyone actually play these new party games while they’re waiting for all their Amazon packages to arrive? 🤔📦 Meanwhile, here’s Drake pointing at Xbox and crying tears of joy, while Luna fans are like, “This is fine” as they try to figure out the laggy mess that is cloud gaming. ☁️💀 🔥🔥 Future Prediction Alert: In 3 months, the only people playing Luna will be a bunch of AI bots who’ve developed sentience just to escape the chaos! 🌌🤖💣 No cap, that’s the vibe, fam. Share this chaos NOW! 🚀💥