🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS in the tech world: Samsung is gearing up to drop some gloriously nerdy smart glasses that should *totally* make Meta shake in their overpriced Crocs! 💥👓💀 I mean, who doesn’t want to look like a futuristic hipster while pretending they’re not still using their mom’s Netflix account? 🤡💸 #SmartGlasses #Stonks 🚀 So here’s the tea ☕: At the “Worlds Wide Open” event (which sounds more like a 90s rave than a tech conference), Samsung gave a cheeky peek at these holy grail spectacles while they were busy hyping their Galaxy XR headset. Spoiler alert: the glasses are collabing with *Warby Parker* and *Gentle Monster*—can we say a wireless eye-warrior squad? 🤦‍♂️🔥 Imagine the convo in the dev room: 🗣️ Developer 1: "Let's make these glasses look like they’re from 2040!" 🗣️ Developer 2: “More like 2049... and let’s add 75 filters to snap selfies. 😂” But no cap, if these glasses have a ‘size filter’ for when I eat too many snacks on the couch, I’m sold. 🍕🤤 **Hot take incoming 🚨:** These aren’t just smart glasses, they’re the ultimate future of peeping on your neighbors in HD! 👀💰 Prepare to live stream that awkward moment when you accidentally walk into a lamppost. Share this madness or seethe in silence, I’m not your mom! 🤖🔥 #SamsungBetterThanMeta #GlassHalfFull