🚢🌊💀 BREAKING: *HMS Endeavor Wreck Confirmed* and Honestly, This is Just a Boatload of Nonsense! 🤡💯 So, apparently, some scientists just sent a couple of excited emojis 🥳🥳 over the news that British timbers were found and, like, "OMG it MUST be the Endeavor!" Yeah, no cap, but if I had a dollar for every time the ocean spat out a freaking shipwreck, I’d have enough to buy a yacht—ironically named “INDEED NOT THE ENDEAVOR.” 💰🚤 Excuse me, but is this the 1700s? 'Cause I'm not ready to walk the plank into the sea of "so what?" 🏴‍☠️💨. "The size of all timber scantlings are almost identical to Endeavor." Really? You mean a ship made of WOOD looks like a ship made of WOOD? STONKS! 📉🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Dude, just like my code – if it kinda looks close, ship it! 💻🤣" Meanwhile, everybody’s just chilling like, "this is fine" 🔥🐶 while the real treasure – better Wi-Fi signals – remains undiscovered. 🌌 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, we'll unearth the Titanic and turn it into a floating NFT museum. Fight me! 🤖💥 #NotSoEpic #ShipWreckedCulture