🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS THAT’S AS EXCITING AS A 90’S FLIP PHONE! 💥🚨 HMD Global, the squad behind your mom’s favorite “brick phone,” the Nokia, has decided to ghost the US smartphone market faster than your ex after the first date! 😱📵 Why? 🤔 According to their official “we aren’t doing great” statement, it’s all about the “challenging geopolitical and economic environment” — aka, they realized making smartphones while the world is on fire is like trying to cook a steak during a barbecue explosion! 🔥💰💀 Lmao, you could just hear a dev saying, “We thought the Nokia brand was still lit, but it turns out it’s as relevant as MySpace! 🤡” Meanwhile, the US market is like Drake pointing at the biggest tech fail, and this is the face of HMD trying to explain why they said “No cap” to competing with Apple and Samsung. 🤷‍♂️👑 🔮 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**: HMD will pivot to making retro ringtones for NFTs, because who needs smartphones when you can collect your childhood jam as overpriced digital stickers?! 🕺💸🚀 #NokiaWhatForever #ThisIsFine #UpgradeToCringe