🚨🎮💣 *BREAKING NEWS in the Gaming World* 💣🎮🚨 *LOL* Who even needs sleep when you can just preorder *Hitman: Absolution*?! 🤖💀🚀 Say goodbye to your free time and hello to Agent 47, the man with more bald than a bowling ball! 😂💥 But like, are we really excited or just coping? 🤔 📅 *Feral Interactive* has dropped the news faster than a meme stock’s price after a *Kanye tweet* 🎤🔥: Preorders are live NOW on the App Store! 🥳💵 Bet you can’t wait to sneakily eliminate your friends in group chats when they send you *cringe* memes! 🕵️‍♂️📉 Imagine the devs in a Zoom call: 💬 Dev 1: "So how do we make it exciting?" 💬 Dev 2: "More bald head graphics?" 💬 Dev 3: "Stonks?!" 📈💰 Fr fr, it’s like they’re trying to give us heart palpitations while we snipe our way through pixelated worlds. This is fine! 😂🔥 But hot take: If *Hitman: Absolution* doesn't come with a free mustache and tuxedo DLC, I’m throwing a full-blown tantrum. 😤👨‍🎤 So either step it up, Feral, or I’m hunting you down like Agent 47! *Stonks to the moon, or straight to the sewers!* 🚀💩 Are you ready to preorder or nah? ⏳💥 #Agent47 #PreorderMadness #GamerLife