🔥💔 Grab the popcorn, fam! 🍿💔 Let’s spill the tea on Hinge—aka that awkward Tinder cousin that actually wants to hold hands instead of just your wallet. 💰😅💔 So here’s the vibe: Hinge claims they’re “designed to be deleted.” 💀 Like, excuse me?! You mean to tell me you want us to REALLY find love and not just swipe left on our dignity? Hinge is owned by Match Group, aka the overlords of the dating app universe (looking at you, Tinder and OkCupid 😤), and while Tinder’s going "we’re not just about hookups anymore!" Hinge’s like “nah fam, we’re here to get you hitched!” 🤵💍 This year, Hinge is flexing that revenue growth like it’s the gym in a TikTok reel! 💪📈 Meanwhile, Tinder users are dropping faster than your ex’s excuses! 😳🔥 Just imagine this IRL: *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just wanted to find love, but they keep asking us to join the hookup circle.” 🤷‍♂️😂 So, what’s the actual tea? If you’re not on Hinge, are you even trying?? 🤔 No cap, they might soon start charging a “relationship success fee.” Stonks? Or cringe? You decide. 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Hinge will release a feature that pairs you with your soulmate *based on your WiFi speed*. 💀💨 Get ready to date someone with 1 GIG upload! 🚀💓