🎉🤡 Alright fam, buckle up because we’re diving into the wild world of American football! The new take-out (or should I say, takeDOWN) is called *Him*, and oh boy, it’s literally spilling the tea on football culture like it’s a post-game Gatorade bath! 💦🏈 So, like, the film basically lays bare that football ain’t just about touchdowns and stonks 📈— it’s got body horror vibes like a Jordan Peele movie where everyone’s just trying to catch a ball and end up losing their sanity instead! 😱🤯 We’re talking career-ending injuries that Netflix would give an Oscar for if they could, and fans are out here cheering like, “YASSS, hit him HARDER!” 😬💀 And fr fr, the commentary on structural racism? 🤔💰 *Chef's kiss* but also super cringe. Meanwhile, the NFL’s bank account goes *brrrrr* like a kid in a candy store! 🍭💸 Leaked developer quote alert: “We wanted to show how players go from “This is fine” to “I can’t feel my legs” in 60 minutes flat.” 😂🔥 Hot take: in 10 years, we’ll see a new football league where players wear full-body suits and just play on VR. It’ll be called NFL - No Flesh Left. 😂🤖 Who’s in?