🚗💥 **BREAKING: Hertz Turns into the FBI of Car Rentals!** 💥🚗 So, apparently Hertz is like: "Let me scan your rental car with the Hubble Telescope and report every microscopic scratch like it’s a national emergency!" 😱🔍 Like, chill fam, we’re just trying to road trip, not get a *full-body analysis*! This is fine. 🔥😂 💔 Customers are IRATE! “I just wanted to return my car. Why does it look like a NASA mission?!" One user was allegedly overheard saying, "I didn’t rent a car; I rented a microscope. 🤦‍♂️" If this keeps up, we might have to start adding *’Blemish Insurance’* to our rental agreements! Stonks? I think not! 📉 And what’s up with these AI snitches? Do they have some secret vendetta against your rental vibes? Like, "Oops, sorry your car has a scratch! That’ll be $500 for the emotional damage!" 💰💀 🚀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** If this keeps going, I fully expect future cars to come with a Blemish Detection Certificate – complete with *scanned-in approval from NASA*. We’ll be renting cars from our couches while our AI overlords judge our rental history like it’s a Tinder profile! 🤖 swipe left on that chaos. So, who’s down for a rental car with a side of OCD? 🤔💯 #MemeChaos #CarRentalCrisis