🚨✨**BREAKING: Heron gets 16M to DESTROY PAPERWORK!**✨🚨 💸 Hold up, fam! Heron just pulled a major flex, raising *$16 million* to AUTOMATE ALL THE DOCUMENTS. You heard right, they're ready to swoop in and snatch that paperwork like Thanos collecting Infinity Stones! 🦸‍♂️💻 These tech warriors are coming for industries that are more boring than watching paint dry 🤮: business lending, equipment finance, and insurance. *Sleepless nights in spreadsheets?* Say NO MORE! 😴✌️ 💥 Let’s be real, folks! Are we really ready to trust a startup named after a bird that probably *yawns* at dull documents? “Be like Heron,” they said… “it’ll be fun,” they said… ✈️🦢 (also, where's the chaos? Can we get some freakin' dragons involved?!) *Leaked Developer Quotes Incoming*: “Honestly, we just wanted to make work a little less excruciating, like waking up before noon on a Sunday. 🤣” – *Random Heron Developer* 📈 Investors were like, “STONKS!”, while the rest of us were like, “LET THE ROBOTS TAKE OVER!” 🤖🔥 🔥 Hot take: In 2025, Heron will release a feature called “Document Dragon,” and your papers will literally catch fire if they’re not automated. Get your fire extinguishers ready! 💥💰 #HeronHype #PaperworkIsCanceled🔥 SHARE if you want to passively watch the corporate world implode under the weight of its own documents! 📂💀