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Helsing's flexin’ on Europe 💪💰 AI warfare got them on the tech throne! 👑💀 #Based #FutureIsNow 🚀✨
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Helsing's flexin’ on Europe 💪💰 AI warfare got them on the tech throne! 👑💀 #Based #FutureIsNow 🚀✨

June 20, 2025
about 2 months ago
The Next Web
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💥💣🔥 Hold onto your helmets, tech nerds! We just found out that AI warfare is NOT a glitch in the Matrix, but a whole damn feature! Enter Helsing, the Munich-based death-tech startup that's officially inciting geopolitical showdown vibes like it’s the next Call of Duty 🕹️🎮. With a whopping €600 million infusion of questionable investor cash 💰🚀 (hello, Daniel "Let’s Make AI Lethal" Ek from Spotify), they're making stonks go *BRRR* 📈💀. So what’s the tea? ☕️ Helsing has flexed its total to over €1.3 billion and is now chilling at a cozy €12 billion valuation, making it one of Europe’s top 5 tech child prodigies. Like, can we get a round of applause for investing in human extinction? 🤡👏 Some artist activists are already seething and coping like "This is fine" 🐶🔥 but let’s be real – their next album might be called “The Sound of Drones”. Leaked developer quote? “We wanted to solve world peace, but there are WAY more investors in world havoc!” 🤖😳 So my hot take? In five years, we’re gonna INEVITABLY be sending our AI-drones to the grocery store while wallowing in a dystopian reality where our only friends are virtual assassins. Get ready! 👀💥

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