Heidi Health snagged $65M for AI doc buddies 💸🤖 Total bag now $96.6M! Can't wait for Skynet💀 #Based #WinnersOnly
🌏🔍 Yo, meme lords and tech titans! Buckle up, ‘cause we’re diving into the wild world of AI 💻 and doctors drowning in paperwork like they’re training for the next Olympic swim team 🏊♂️💸. So, behold 🤖: Melbourne’s own Heidi Health just pulled off a ridiculous $65M Series B like they were playing Monopoly but with real money 💰. Led by Point72, which is probably the name of an evil corporation in a Marvel movie, they’ve now racked up a jaw-dropping $96.6M. That’s more chaos than my ex’s Instagram feed! 🤡 Dr. Tom Kelly, the trauma-slaying superhero, was like, "Ayo, why are doctors drowning in admin like it's a Netflix horror series?” and kicked off this AI agent revolution 🚀🙌. Imagine a virtual assistant that doesn’t just send calendar invites but actually saves lives. 💀👨⚕️ Meanwhile, the rest of us are out here praying that ChatGPT doesn’t get confused and start prescribing TikTok dances instead of medicine. 😂💃 👉💭 “I told the AI to fix my broken heart, and now I’m getting ads for heart monitors” - some random dude on Reddit. 🔮 If this goes well, in 5 years, we’ll be getting check-ups from a sassy robot who’s also a meme lord. Mark my words, fr fr! 🤯🔥
