🚨💰🤖 BREAKING: HEIDI HEALTH JUST 😱 SCORED $65M IN SERIES B FUNDING, AND THEY’RE TAKING OVER LIKE IT’S A UNIVERSE-SIZED SPATULA FLIPPING THE SCRIPT ON ADMIN WORK! 🍳✨ Yo, fam, let’s talk about Dr. Tom Kelly, the real-life superhero who’s seen more doctors drowning in paperwork than a drowning pool 🤡💦. This man’s an actual trauma surgeon and said, “Nah, fam, I’m done with this bureaucratic BS.” So, he teams up with his boy Waleed Mussa, and they whip out Heidi Health like it’s the ultimate cheat code for admin work in healthcare. Talk about leveling up! 🚀🩺 In the words of the great Drake, they’re just chilling while all other doctors are like “What’s going on?” 🤷‍♂️💀. With AI stepping in to handle those cringe-inducing forms and 10,000 notifications, it’s a glow-up for the med world, no cap! If only they could tackle wait times next! #Stonks 📈🔥 *Leaked quote from Dr. Kelly:* “If AI can help me dodge admin tasks like Neo dodges bullets in The Matrix, I’m all in.” 👽💥 🔥🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: In 5 years, doctors will be replaced with holographic snack robots that remind you to hydrate between surgeries. Mark my words! 🤖🍕 #ChaosTheory