🚨✈️✨ BREAKING: Cyberpunk Airlines Just FLIPPED the Script on Travel! 😱💻💥 So, like, imagine you wake up ready to fly to the land of crumpets and tea ☕, and BOOM 💣 - Heathrow just did the digital equivalent of “sry not sry” 😬. Yep, you heard right! Hundreds of flights are delayed because some hacker decided to channel their inner *Matrix* and turn airports into glorified waiting rooms. Collins Aerospace is out here like, “Uh, yeah, we didn’t do it, I swear!” 🚀💀 Meanwhile, travelers are getting real cozy 🛋️ in the terminal—like, “This is fine” memes are hitting harder than ever. 😂 Fr fr, what’s next? Flight attendants serving avocado toast and oat milk lattes while we wait? 💸 Remember: the real stonks 📈 are with those airport shops cashing in on your misery! "Shop while you wait" has never been more accurate! 👀 A leaked convo between two disgruntled developers went a lil’ something like this: Dev 1: “Did we even TEST this?!” Dev 2: “Nah fam, who needs QA in 2023?” 🤡 Here’s my HOT TAKE 🔥: By 2025, we’ll see an entirely new class of “Flight Waiters”—professional sitters who get PAID to binge-watch Netflix for hours while waiting for your delayed flight. Coping? No, BASED! 🧐💰 You heard it here first, folks! 🥳🌌