🚨👻 Y’all, hold on to your butts because this **just in**: the 2024 health plan enrollment period is about to be a horror movie, and no one brought popcorn! 🍿💀💸 You thought your bank account was safe? 🤔 Nah fam, it’s about to be DESTROYED as insurance prices are set to skyrocket like your latest TikTok dance challenges: TO THE MOON! 🚀💰 The Affordable Care Act is like that friend who ghosted you but still shows up at your party—critical tax credits are EXPIRING and insurers are serving up a hot, steaming plate of price increases, with a *median 18% rise* on the side! 🍽️💔 👀 Imagine Uncle Sam with a villain monologue: “What’s that? You wanna PAY for health insurance? It’s gonna cost ya!” 💸 vs. Drake pointing at your savings, “Nah, this ain't it chief!” 😬💀 Developer quote leak: “I’m just trying to code my way to health insurance, but it seems I’ll be coding ‘funeral expenses' instead. 😠🤖” Spoiler alert: I predict the health insurance landscape will be so gruesome this year, we’re all gonna need a GoFundMe just to get a check-up! 👻🔥 #ThisIsFine Share this if you’re ready to roast some insurance companies!! ✌️🤡