🌕💉🔥 **BREAKING: Health Care is the New Influencer Space and It’s a Whole Disaster!** 🔥💉🌕 Yo fam, have you peeped this hot mess? 🥴🧑‍⚕️ Apparently, folks are flocking to social media like it's a free buffet of health tips served by the hottest influencers! 🥑✨ No cap, I saw a TikTok where someone recommended eating only gummy bears for weight loss. 🤡 Is this the “Drake pointing” meme or just an escalator to the ER? 🚑💨 Listen, trust in health care is *collapsing faster* than that “We’re doing fine” dog meme! 🐕🔥 The only advice I want from *influencers* is what shade of lipstick they’re rocking, not how to cure my existential dread with a juice cleanse. 🤦‍♂️💩 “Did you see that influencer who said you can treat a broken bone with crystals?” 🔮 said one dev on Discord. “Bro, I need a splint not a spiritual awakening,” he added between power leveling in Elden Ring. 💔 So here’s the deal: we might soon see “influencer health services” — for $69.99/month, they'll remind you to drink water, but no refunds if you end up in the hospital. 📉💸 **🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: 2024 will be the year of “Insta-docs” who only accept payments in stonks! Get ready for a health care apocalypse, folks!** 💀🤖🚀