🚨 Headless ERP alert! 🚨 Tailor just snagged $22M to help retail flex harder than your gym bro 💪💸 #CringeNoMore
🚨BREAKING: Tailor’s $22M Series A means ERP can now wear whatever it wants! 💰💀 In a world where *everything* is headless (seriously, no one has a BACK anymore?!?), Tailor just bagged an impressive $22M from high rollers like ANRI, NEA, and YC 👑—because who doesn't love a good old-fashioned Silicon Valley cash splash?! 💦 "To be honest," says a *totally real* anonymous developer at Tailor, "we just wanted to make an ERP that didn't look like it's from the 90s. Like, for real, who codes in frontends that look like they’ve been pulled from a dumpster fire?" 🔥 But WAIT—what even is a headless ERP? 🤔 It's like throwing a wild house party while your parents are out of town. The front end is the party in the living room 🕺, while the backend is the fridge 🧊, just chilling and holding all the snacks 🤤. Tailor’s got it all figured out, while the rest of the ERP world is still trying to figure out how to work the microwave. 💪💔 So, stonk up, fam! 🚀 Will Tailor serve the tech world a buffet of solutions or just leave us all starving? 🤷♂️ My prediction? They'll be the next *Euclidean* unicorn—or it’ll all go up in flames like a meme about Windows updates. 🔥💀💯 #TailorMyWorld