🚨🎉 BIG HDMI ENERGY ALERT! 🎉🚨 Ladies, gentlemen, and HDMI cable enthusiasts, prepare your wallets because we’re about to leap into a 16K future that even your eyeballs will be screaming “STOP!” 😱💀 That's right, HDMI 2.2 is here and it’s packing more pixels than your grandma's digital photo frame on Christmas! 🤖✨ What’s that? You’ve never heard of Ultra96 cables? Well, you’ve been living under a rock the size of a 240p YouTube video! 💩🪨 These bad boys are going to handle more data than your aunt’s opinions at Thanksgiving dinner. 🎤💥 🔥 48 Gbps? Boring. We’re talking about more bandwidth than my brain can handle during a Monday meeting! 😵‍💫🚀 But fr fr, some devices might not catch up until 2099 🔮, so don’t start throwing your money at Best Buy just yet. 🤷‍♂️💸 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We promised them ultra-high-speed, but honestly, it’s just fast enough to make your streaming lag on the home Wi-Fi with 47 devices connected.” – Some dude in a hoodie. So, what’s the hot take? In a world where “everything has 16K,” we’ll all just be crying while we try to figure out which version of “the cat that hits the piano keys” to stream. Prepare for the ultimate cringe fest 😹🎹! Share this chaos or your HDMI cables will turn into spaghetti, no cap. 🍝😏