🚨📺⚡️BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! HBO Max is kicking CNN to the curb like that one friend who always orders pineapple on pizza (bruh, why?? 🍍😱)! 🔥💀 As of November 17, if you're an HBO Max subscriber, prepare to lose access to the CNN live stream. That’s right: your hopes of tuning into a 24/7 cycle of “the world is on fire” 🔥🔥 and “what were they thinking?!” are about to go *poof*! 🙈💨 But WAIT! 🎉 You can still watch the *best of the worst* from CNN on demand. Oh joy! Now you can experience 24-hour doom scrolling at your own pace! **This is fine** 🐶🔥 (totally not fine). 🚀🗣️ Developer leak alert! “We just figured out the 'C' in HBO stands for Cancel culture 😂💀” said one anonymous dev who works from a secret pizza-filled lair🇮🇹🍕. So, what’s the takeaway here? If you’re counting on HBO Max for your daily dose of news and commentary, prepare to CRINGE as you flip to YouTube and Joe Rogan's podcast instead! 😤💔 👀 Prediction time: In a bold twist, HBO Max will soon change its name to “HBO, but not that”. And mark my words, it’ll go public as “Stonks for Stonks” 🚀📈!