🚨📈BREAKING: HBO Max Takes Price Hike to a Whole New Level!💸💀 Hold onto your remotes, fam, because HBO Max just decided that their subscriptions needed an upgrade—straight to HELL! 🔥👹 That's right, they got an itch for a price increase, and you know what that means... money UP and *content going DOWN*! 😩💰💔 So, remember when you thought you’d just pay your monthly fee and binge-watch “House of the Dragon” without feeling like you just bought a secondhand kidney? Well, now you can enjoy that epic drama for the low-low price of AH-HA-HA-HA! 🤡🚀 Sources say one of their devs was overheard saying, “We figured more money means more dragons, right? 🤔🔥” Meanwhile, the rest of us are just over here seething like the guy in the *This is Fine* meme ☕️🔥. In the immortal words of Drake, “Best I ever had... was my old subscription price!” 💔🔁 Prediction: in five years, HBO Max will just start charging you for snacks you eat while streaming—"Hey, did you want that popcorn? That'll be an extra $25." 🍿💰 STAY BASED and remember, it's only an episode of *your wallet crying* away from being a reality show! 😱💥 #StreamingGreed #HBOmax #StonksDown