🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: HBO Max is about to crank the annoyance dial to *11* on password sharing! 🤬🔥 That's right, fam! The streaming overlords at Warner Bros. Discovery are unleashing their secret weapon: "the prompts that never end" 🤖💀. The mighty JB Perette dropped this bomb during an earnings call like he’s the CEO of ‘Seethe & Co.’ 💰💣. If you thought they were just vibing with some "soft messaging" 👀, brace yourself for this cringe. Starting next month, you'll be so harassed for that extra $7.99 fee to add your bestie that you'll feel like you're trying to escape an escape room 🤡🔐. “Please give us money, or else…” is basically their new motto! This is straight-up 24/7 ancient Chinese water torture 🔥💧. After seeing Netflix and Disney Plus flex their military-grade password patrols, HBO Max said, "Hold my beer🍻," and decided to hop on the cringe train 🚂. "It’s totally a voluntary process," said no one ever 🤦‍♂️. Meanwhile, their latest stonk levels just dropped due to the backlash from your mom's Netflix password being more secure than Fort Knox 🏦💀. 🌌🔥*UNHINGED PREDICTION*: In 2024, HBO Max will enforce a 'password-sharing tax' with live video calls to verify your identity! "This is fine," said everyone while seething in their couches! 🤷‍♂️💔💸 #HBOMax #RIPPasswordSharing #NoMoreBesties Share this chaos NOW, or your Netflix account will be next! 😂💥