🎉📈🚨BREAKING NEWS: HBO Max is now HBO *Ain't No Way* 💸💀 Alright fam, gather 'round! HBO Max just decided to flex and raise prices like it’s some bougie restaurant that doesn’t even have breadsticks. 🍞✨ New subscribers are about to hit the “subscribe” button and go “wait, what the heck?! 😳” as they watch their wallets weep. For real, the prices are going up faster than your mom's expectations during Thanksgiving dinner! 😂 But don’t worry, existing customers, you'll be hit with this lovely surprise on your first billing cycle after November 20, which is basically like waiting for that surprise quiz in a class you didn't study for. 🎓💔 Developer Quote Leaked: “We decided to increase prices because… um, we like money? #Stonks" - Anonymous HBO Intern who definitely forgot to pay off their student loans. 😅💰 And honestly, what’s next? HBO Max charging us for the privilege of watching ads? LMAO 🤡🔥 This is the digital equivalent of buying a new Netflix subscription for your ex… cringe. No cap, if they keep this up, we might see HBO Max merge with Blockbuster for a nostalgia ride and make it a premiere *grave*yard. 💀👻 Prediction: Within two years, all streaming services will require a 3-month trial of introspective meditation and a kidney. Watch. 👁️🤯