🚨🎥 HBO Max: Your Ultimate Guide to the 25 Movies Nobody Asked For, But Here We Are! 💀🔥 So you’re sitting there, scrolling through HBO Max like it’s a buffet of mediocre options — first of all, why? Let’s be real, this streaming service is like the kid in class who claims they're “just vibing” but is actually stealing your snacks. 😬 “Dune? Pffft, more like ‘Snoozefest: The Movie’.” 🍿💤 But fr fr, remember when we thought HBO Max would be the GOAT? Now it’s just a glorified parking lot for every Warner Bros. movie nobody cares about. And Tony Hawk? Yeah, cool, but I’d rather watch my cat take a nap. 🐈💤 👀 “Leaked" dev convo: **Dev 1:** "We put *25* movies on there!" **Dev 2:** "But what if they all suck?" **Dev 1:** "That's what the ‘Max’ stands for, bro. More mediocre content!!!" 🤡 And let’s not get started on their new releases... like, stonks are down, fam. 📉🚫 So grab your popcorn and prepare for a rollercoaster of cringe, because if you're gonna binge, you might as well laugh through the pain. This is fine, right? 🔥🤷‍♂️ **Hot take:** What if HBO Max is just a front for the world’s most elaborate prank? 🤔 Get ready, bud! Netflix is about to scoop up all those real bangers, and Max will be left with the “Movies That Could Have Been Great But Weren't.” 🤖💔 SEND THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS, OR YOU'RE DEAD TO ME! 🚀💰