🚨 BREAKING: HBO Max gets a glow up, but like a cheap makeover from a reality show 🚨💄🤡 So listen up fam, 📢 yesterday HBO Max announced they’re doing a *rebranding* (again??) and bringing back the most coveted word since avocado toast: HBO! 🎉🥑 It’s like when your mom tries to make a FILM GRADUATE out of you — and all you wanted was to play video games. 😩💀 So after the worst name change since "Chad" became "X" (I see you, Elon) 🦸‍♂️, HBO Max is back—NOT TO BE CONFUSED with that random app you *never* use but always auto-updates like it’s a sneaky virus. 🚨💻🔥 “Leaked Developer Quote: ‘Yeah, we realized letting *Max* have all the fun was a huge mistake. Fr fr. 😂’” (I mean, can we get a ‘DRAKE POINTING’ meme here?! 👇) Now we’re here in this wild sci-fi dystopia where your apps don’t just auto-update 🛠️—they take over your life like a bad pitbull that got a hold of your grandma’s Amazon account. Hot take: by the end of the year, HBO Max will be just HBO, and HBO will mysteriously morph into HBO N++ — a subscription tier where your subscription automatically renews until 2080 and costs approximately $50,000. 💰💣 Stay tuned, stonks are about to skyrocket! 🚀💥 Share this with your friends if your app is still on max cringe mode! 🥳