🚨🔮 BREAKING NEWS: HBO is trying to summon the spirit of J.K. Rowling with a *Harry Potter* series that won't drop until 2027! 🧙‍♂️💅 That's right, you heard it—grab your time-turners because this series is more delayed than your last tech project! Dominic "Not Daniel Radcliffe" McLaughlin struts in as Harry Potter while a fresh batch of wannabe wizards, including Alastair Stout and Arabella Stanton as Ron and Hermione, pop up like leftover memes from 2021. 🤡💀 Is it just me or does it feel like they dug up these actors from the Hogwarts basement? And spoiler alert: The original movies are still on HBO Max, meaning you'll be watching a 10-year-long epic saga that nobody asked for while Netflix tries to recreate the wheel! 😂🛞💸 "We just really want to milk this nostalgia until it runs dry," says some random Warner Bros. intern in a leaked Zoom call. "We’ve got the stonks to prove it! 📈💰" 🔥💔 Look out for a surprise crossover: Harry Potter x Marvel in 2030 when they realize they need to save a sinking ship! So here’s the hot take: 2027 won’t just be the year of *Harry Potter*—it’ll be the year of cancelled subscriptions! Watch out for that chaos! 🚀💥 #ThisIsFine #PotterheadsSeethe