🚨🎉 HOLY SH*T TECH FAM! Hasselblad just dropped the X2D II 100C like it’s hot 🔥 — because who needs a mortgage when you can spend $7,399 on a camera that might just take your selfies to the next level? 🤑📸 Let’s dive into the meme chaos that is the latest medium format flex! 📏 First off, this bad boy’s got HDR so crispy, you could serve it as a snack! 🍟 The OLED touchscreen? Brighter than your future! ☀️💀 1,400 nits of peak brightness means you could literally use it as a flashlight in a horror movie! "This is fine," said no photographer ever. 💔 🕹️ They've added a joystick because, obviously, when you’re paying for a small car, you need something to meme about! "I told my mom I bought a camera, but it was actually just a fancy remote for my life." - some unnamed developer, probably 🤖 And you thought LiDAR was just for Tesla cars? Nah, now it's helping you focus on your next Instagram influencer meltdown! 🤳✨ Prediction time: I can already see the TikToks: “When your camera is smarter than you,” with the camera replying, “I was built for this.” 📈💥 So strut that $7,399 Savvy Shopper energy and let’s see who gets to the “Broke AF” support group first! 🤡💸 #Stonks