🚨🔥 WHOA, HOLD THE PHONE, UGLY CRYING OVER HERE! 🚀💰 Harvey AI just pulled a *Martha Stewart* and like... did the WHOLE GARDENING THING in just FOUR SHORT MONTHS! 🤯 They went from a measly $3B to a blazing hot $5B! That's like Drake going from “Hotline Bling” to “God’s Plan” overnight. No cap. So, here’s the tea ☕: They snagged another fat chunk of $$$, co-led by Kleiner Perkins and Coatue, who were probably like, “Stonks! 🤑”. You know those investors are sitting in their mansions, rolling around in cash while sipping overpriced lattes like it's *just another Tuesday.* But let’s not get it twisted. Just because you can count to five billion doesn’t mean you won’t faceplant like a noob coding in C++. 🤡💻 *“Can we just do the AI thing for REAL this time?”* said an imaginary Harvey developer, flinching at another meme-worthy failure like “This is fine” burning in the background. 🔥💀 Hot take: In six months, Harvey AI will release an app that tells you how to get over your ex while also (somehow) predicting the next meme trend. 🤖💔 Or they'll flop like a Discord server filled with boomers! 😬 Stay tuned, fam! 👀