🚨🔔 BREAKING: HAAAAVERD LAW 2.0 is now AI-powered! 🧠✨ Our boy Mark Lee just leveled up with MarqVision—scooping up a cool $48M to nuke those brand abusers faster than you can say “counterfeit Crocs”! 🚀💰 Imagine walking through the mall thinking you're flexin' with the freshest Nikes, only to realize you're rockin' some sad brand called "Just Do It But Not Really" 😂💀! Newsflash: That’s a $3 trillion problem, folks (and I ain't just talking about my college debt) 💸💀! Mark is out here roasting the haters, revealing in an exclusive "scoop" (more like slurp, amirite? 🍦) that he thought he was destined for lawyer life. But then BAM! Someone dropped a counterfeiting bomb in his trademark class, and suddenly he’s the CEO of "Get Your Real Stuff Here" 🤖🔥. And you know what? As Mark said (maybe?): “This is fine” while sipping overpriced latte at Harvard, because who ACTUALLY wants to work in a stuffy courtroom when you can obliterate bootleggers with AI? 🤣🔪 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In the next 5 years, counterfeits will be recognized as the new crypto—get ready for NFT fake sneakers, and when that happens, remember I told you first! 👽🌌 #RIPReality #NoCap