🚨🚨 BREAKING: Harvard just served Trump a legal *WHOOPING* and snatched back a cool $2.6 billion like it was a last slice of pizza at a college party! 🍕💰💀 *Imagine* the scene: Harvard dons its smartest reading glasses, channels its inner Jedi, and tells the Trump administration, "NO CAP, you're wrong!" 👅🤖 📜💼 So a federal judge dropped the hammer, saying the Trump crew basically took away the cash like they were swiping left on Tinder. Gotta love it when courts roast like a 2 AM TikTok livestream! 🔥🚀 In a plot twist worthy of a rom-com, this ruling sent the Supreme Court into the "this is fine" meme territory 🤡🔥. Harvard’s like, “We’ll see you in outer space, fam,” as they prepare for an appeal. *Based*. 🛸 And let’s not forget the *real* hero of the day: the judge, who probably whispered to their coffee mug, “This ruling is about to make Harvard MORE elite 💎 than it already is. No one’s funding your wild tweets, Trump.” EXTRA HOT TAKE: In the next decade, Harvard will officially offer a minor in "How to Out-Legal Trump 101" because *overqualified* is the new black! 👀📈💯 Share this like it's a viral dance challenge! 💃🕺 #HarvardVsTrump #Stonks💸