💥🚨 HOLD UP, FOLKS! The Harvard dropout boys are at it again! 🎓➡️🚪 Forget about those boring textbooks; they’re cooking up 🔥 “always on” AI smart glasses that listen to EVERY SINGLE convo! Yes, you read that right! 🤖👓 After they officially graduated from the University of “Do Not Trust Us with Your Data,” these tech-savvy trendsetters decided that snooping was the new black. 👀💬 Don’t be surprised to catch your grandma talking about her cat while these glasses are like: “Recording… 🎤👀📝” and the NSA is sitting in the back like... *YEP* 👌💰. Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we’re just vibing with this whole ‘big brother but make it chic’ aesthetic. We call it cringecore 2.0 💀🔥.” Drake is out here pointing at the old-school privacy lovers and whispering “no cap,” while the startup bros are bopping like, “We’re just innovating!” (for Big Brother) 🤡🚀. So get ready to unleash your inner spy AND style icon—the future is here, and it’s always listening! **HOT TAKE:** By 2025, we'll ALL be wearing smart glasses just to make our neighbor’s gossiping more stylish. Share if you’re also on the “They see us rollin’, they hatin’” vibe! 😅✌️ #PrivacyWho #Stonks