🎉🎤 STOP THE PRESSES!!! THE HAPPIEST GILMORE IS BACK, AND HE'S DRAGGING HIS MEAN SLAPSHOT TO NETFLIX! 📺🔥 But wait, there’s a plot twist bigger than my latest existential crisis; the OG Happy Gilmore is about to kick the bucket and exit stage left! 💀👋 Mark your calendars for July 25, because Adam Sandler's return to the big green (golf) scene is gonna hit different. That's right, folks, after 30 years of weeping and watching people *TRY* to swing a club like it's an extended arm wrestling match, we finally get to see what Happy's been up to! 🏌️‍♂️💸 “Happy is like if a brain cell took steroids,” said one imaginary Netflix developer 🤖🚀. “But who doesn’t want to watch him channel his inner golfer while making us cringe like it's 1996?” But real talk: as Happy makes his triumphant return, is anyone else feeling a little like *this is fine* dog? 🐕🔥 Original cast? Say less! But brace yourselves for potential cringe levels that’ll make TikToks look like Shakespeare! So grab your popcorn, put on your plaid pants, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nostalgia and the Netflix algorithm trying to serve us more Sandler than we can handle! 🔥🍿 My hot take? Forget Netflix, just release this on a VHS tape and see if the world can handle the chaos of *Happy Gilmore 2*! #Stonks 💰🤬