🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨🚨 Hold onto your butts because we’ve got BEAN DRAMA dropping hotter than a new iPhone release! 🍏😱 Announcing… Hank Green’s Focus Friend app has turned our screen time into BEAN TIME! Yup, you heard it right! 🤯💀 Say hello to Billie Bean King, your new productivity overlord! 👑🫘 Listen, we’re living in a time where BEANS are literally KNITTING socks to keep your phone-slamming, TikTok-scrollin' self in check. "But wait, what do the knitted wares cost?" you ask. 🤔💰 Well, Billie only knits when you’re NOT scrolling — it’s like “this is fine” but with more fibers and less fire. 🔥🔥 Imagine Billie's little bean hands weaving cozy socks like, “Fr fr, buddy, put the phone down so we can buy some lo-fi wall art for this bland room!” 😂🖼️ And can we talk about the audacity of Hank Green? “Honestly, I just wanted an excuse to make my friends pay for virtual socks,” he said while downing a smoothie. 🍹😏 Hot take? In 2024, **EVERYONE** will have a digital pet that does their adulting while they scroll through memes. 🤖💅 Get ready for the next big thing: “My dog just graduated with a degree in procrastination!” 🐶🎓 #BeanedAndConfused #FOMOOnTheBeans