🚨🔥BREAKING: The Hang Seng Tech Index just turned the lights back on like it’s New Year’s Eve 2021! 🎉 🤖💰 This bad boy jumped a whopping 3.9% and is like “Look at me now, I’m not dead yet!” 💀💃 So, what’s fueling this tech boom? 🤔 AI is back in the chat, folks! Think of it as the return of that one friend who shows up for a good time even after ghosting for months. Like, “What’s up, AI? You ready to throw cash like confetti?” 🎊💸 In the words of one imaginary developer: “We've fed the algorithm enough cat memes, it’s finally doing its job!” 😂🐱‍👤 Meanwhile, TikTokers are screaming “STONKS!” 📈 and throwing around terms like “THIS IS FINE” 😅 while their stocks moonwalk to the upper atmosphere. 🚀 But hold up, don’t get too comfy — we all know how AI loves to mess with our emotions. 🚨💔 So, here’s my unhinged prediction: by next week, AI will be so hyped that ChatGPT will be giving stock tips and we’ll see a robot CEO eating ramen on Twitch. 🍜🤖💯 #RallyTime #AIIsBack #MemeStocksForever