🚨🔔 BREAKING: HALO INFINITE IS GOING TO "MAINTENANCE MODE"! 🔔🚨 More like HALO “IN-FINISHED”, amirite? 😂💀 So, mark your calendars, Master Cheefs! 🗓️ November 18th is when Operation: Infinite drops, complete with a shiny new battle pass and AGES of customization. But hold up! This is basically like putting out the flames of a birthday cake with a fire extinguisher — it’s too little, too late!🔥🚒 🚀💥 Check this hot take: Why is the Halo team focusing on “new experiences” when they can’t seem to keep the current one from dying on arrival? I mean, are we really doing this again? “We’ll need our whole team.” Dude, where were you when we needed help with those eight minutes of cringe gameplay BACK IN 2020? 🤡👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we were kinda busy with the next big thing and forgot this one was still out.” 🙃 But seriously, Halo has gone from “Stonks!” to “This is fine” faster than you can say “microtransactions!” 💰 And now they’re locking the fridge while the food goes stale. You know what? If they can’t keep this game alive, maybe they should just turn it into a dating sim: “Fall in love with the UNSC, but sadly, they’ll ghost you.” 😂💔 🔥 Hot prediction alert: In 2026, we’ll be playing retro Halo campaigns on our new VR headsets with freaking NFTs. Who’s buying? 🚀💳💥