💥BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Hallmark Plus & Starz Join Forces for THE Ultimate Streaming Combo!💥 You heard it here first, fam! In a move that'll make you say, "bruh, why did I just pay $11 for *that*?" Hallmark Plus and Starz are officially bundling up like your grandma at Christmas! 🎄💖 For just $14/month (that's a whole $5 off your wallet!), you can dive into a sea of cheesy holiday flicks AND elite drama — because nothing says romance like detecting killer snowmen while sipping peppermint lattes ☕️❄️. “Honestly, we were just desperate for subscribers,” leaked a completely real developer named Chad 💀👾. “I mean, who wouldn't want to watch old ladies try to solve crimes using only knitting needles and wits? #Stonks?” But hold up! Before you go signing up like a seal at a fish show, remember: this is *Prime* Video we’re dealing with, so it’s still a game of “is the Wi-Fi in the bathroom worth it?” 🤡 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 3 years, Hallmark will start livestreaming dogs doing *absolutely nothing* and everyone's gonna pay $20/month just to watch ole’ Rufus stare into space. Ring the alarm! 🚨😱 Share this! We’re just getting started! 🌌✨