🎉👓 **HALLIDAY GLASSES: A Love Story Written in Cringe** 😂💔 So, picture this: You’re at the club rocking some Elon's latest brain chips, and your buddy rolls in with Halliday glasses, looking like a budget Iron Man 💸🤖. Touted as “invisible” 😵, but fr fr, they’ve done a great job making my hopes invisible too. I mean, these things are so "futuristic" they scream “I’ve got Wi-Fi, but no brain” 🧠💀. Cofounder Carter Hou said it best: “Some love our approach; others feel like they’ve been cursed by a Zog toilet” 🚽👽—and let's just say I'm definitely part of that second group! The specs were supposed to rival Wayfarers, but let’s be real, they look like someone *forgot* to finish the design during a caffeine high and ended up with a half-baked idea! 💩✨ And those promises? As empty as my soul when I realized they can’t even handle a basic Instagram story without crashing ⚠️📸. 🔥 **Leak Alert** 🔥: “We can’t guarantee our tech will work, but hey, at least it acts like a shield against social interaction!” - *Anonymous Halliday Developer, probably on a smoke break* 🥴🚬 So here's the tea: The real conspiracy is that these glasses are a ploy to keep you from seeing your friends IRL! 👀💔 Brace yourselves; with Halliday leading the charge, the future of social interaction looks like a meme factory explosion. 🚀💣 🚨 **SPOILER**: Recap of the future? If Halliday keeps failing like this, we’re one step closer to everyone wearing potato sacks instead of glasses. ✋🏽🥔 #JustInCase #YouHeardIt