🎤🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Spotify just dropped a new band that’s literally a bunch of ones and zeroes! 🤖💀 Half a million unsuspecting music lovers are vibing to The Velvet Sundown, a totally FAKE band created by AI. Like, imagine getting ghosted not by your crush but by your favorite band! 🤡💔 💿💰"Aliens could've done better," says an imaginary Spotify intern (let's call him Chad 🧢), while scrolling through user playlists. "But at least they *listened* to our feedback. Here's to the glow-up of 'robotic chill vibes!' 🥳” 😂 Here’s the tea ☕️: Some artists are fuming harder than my laptop on a Zoom call. 🎤🔥 "This is an attack on creativity!" one indie musician reportedly shouted while filing a complaint in the void. Meanwhile, the listeners are just like "This is fine, lol." 🥵🌈 Get ready for quantum-level chaos, folks! 🤯🚀 My hot take? By 2024, we’ll have AI-generated bands competing on a holographic version of *The Voice*! 😱💥 Brace yourselves for *"Stonk Your Ears Off"*! 🎶💵 #AIIsComingForYourFaves #cringe #noCap