🚨🔥 BREAKING: HADES II DROPS & IT'S 2X THE PANTHEON, 2X THE CHAOS 🚀💀 OMG fam, Supergiant just served us a hot sequel to Hades and it's like eating a double cheeseburger when you really just wanted a salad. Like, we love the vibes, but are we still stuck in the Underworld, or what? 😩 This is basically Hades trying to break the cycle like: "new game +++" but it's really just the same disco inferno with the same fiery friends, and I'm here like Drake in his meme: “I want something new” while also nodding at the double stonks 🤝💰. 🔥 Developer in the shadows: “We wanted to stick to our roots... but we’ve got a few surprises up our sleeves” – which I can only assume is just him holding a flaming spear 🗡️💬. Honestly, it's all fun and games until you realize you’re just grinding in a familiar hellscape and thinking, “Are you guys okay? This is fine.” 🤡 But I get it—if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Just saying, if I wanted déjà vu, I’d watch my ex’s TikToks. 💀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Hades III will be a dating sim where you romance Cerberus. Mark my words. 🐶💕💔