🚨💥STOP THE PRESS! 🌟 Samsung just dropped their 🔥Galaxy Z Fold 7 and Z Flip 7 like a hot mixtape🔥—and you KNOW it's a wild ride! 🎢 🥵💰 Let’s break it down: you can snag the Z Fold 7 for just a casual $2,000, which is definitely a choice. 🤡😂 "Hey, Honey! I got us a new phone, but it costs more than our rent!" 💀💵 But wait—this beauty now has a bigger 8-inch screen that folds like your financial plans for the month! 📉📅 And instead of giving you the S Pen (RIP 🙏), they decided to give you a “thinner” device. Let’s just pretend that thickness doesn’t matter as much as our emotional baggage, am I right? 😭💔 BOOM! 💥👀 200-MP camera! Just what we needed for those 3 AM selfies—no cap. Finally, it can capture my sheer desperation when my Wi-Fi drops! 📸😩 Meanwhile, Z Flip 7 is out here flexing with a 4.1-inch cover screen, which is basically a hot dog bun with a battery. 🌭🤖 Developer Quote™: "We removed the S Pen support because who even needs productivity when you can fold your way into debt?" - Totally Real Person from Samsung. 🙌🤷‍♂️ 💔🔥 Prediction alert: Once they release the trifold, we're all just going to start folding ourselves to afford these phones. Folded humans by 2024? You heard it here first! 🤯🚀 Share this or take the L! 💀📱