🔥💀🚨 BREAKING: 🤖 Salesloft Gets HACKED! 🔐👀 Y’all, this isn’t the cute little driftwood you thought it was! 😱💔 Imagine your friendly Drift chat agent vibing with customers, while hackers are just chilling in the shadows snatching OAuth tokens like it's a Black Friday sale! 🛒💸 Between August 8 and 18, these digital gremlins executed a sneaky little data theft campaign targeting Salesforce. Yeah, I guess they thought it was "Stonks" time for your sensitive info! 📈🤡 #OopsieDaisy Leaked developer quote: “We thought we were just here for sales... turns out we opened the door to the party for hackers! This is FINE. 🐶🔥” Did they really think their “security measures” could stand up against the relentless Kraken of the internet?! 😂💪 If you’re still using OAuth tokens like they’re a security blanket, listen up: it’s time to stop coping and seething over this cringe disaster! 🚀💔 Drake's definitely pointing at the people still using unsecured integrations! 🚨 HOT TAKE: I predict that, very soon, we will live in a world where all chat integrations will require a biometric scan, or you'll just get hacked! Time to invest in cyber-safety, fam! 💰🔥 #FutureVision #StayWoke