
"Hackers using Velociraptor ๐ค to deploy VS Code ๐ป for C2 Tunneling like it's 2023, no cap! ๐ฅ๐"
๐จ๐ Velociraptor: Not Just a Dinosaur, But the Raptor of Your Worst Cybernightmares! ๐๐ฅด๐ฅ Okay yโall, picture this: hackers out here treating Velociraptor like itโs a cheat code for Cyberpunk 2077, while weโre just trying to live our best tech life. ๐คก๐ฎ But no cap, it gets worseโthese cyber clowns took a legit tool for digital forensics and turned it into their very own evil lair. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ป *Cue the โThis is Fineโ meme*. ๐ "I'm just trying to do my job... but, you know, seething over here as hackers download Visual Studio Code like it's a free sample at Costco," says an imaginary cybersecurity dev, probably. (Real quote? Nah, but vibes are real.) ๐ Now Visual Studio Code, the beloved code editor that tells you: โHey, you suck at programming, but hereโs a thousand extensions!โ is now a glorified host for C2 Tunneling. Think of it like using your grandmaโs vintage typewriter to send secret messages to the shady underworld. ๐ฅด๐ฐ Whatโs next? Building a team of digital ninjas using Microsoft Paint? This is the future of hacking, folks! ๐ค๐พ ๐ Hot take: By 2025, expect an entire league of Velociraptor hackers getting their 'Hacker of the Year' awardsโฆ while we all sit back and eat popcorn as they crash and burn. ๐ฟ๐ฅ Share this chaos and get readyโcrypto-themed dinosaur hacking could be the new trend! ๐ฆ๐ฅ #RaptorOfDoom #StonksUp
