
"Hackers spamming PDFs like itโs 2010๐จ๐ Impersonating Microsoft & DocuSign? Bruh, cringe! ๐ #PhishingFails"
๐ฅ๐ง *BREAKING: Hackers Do the Dirty Dance with PDFs! ๐๐ญ* ๐ So, the cybersecurity wizards have dropped some wild tea! Turns out, your inbox isnโt just a dumpster fire of cat memes and โCongratulations! Youโre our millionth visitor!โ spam! โ ๏ธ๐คก Nope, itโs now a battlefield where hackers are serving up *TOAD* (Telephone-Oriented Attack Delivery, because why not make it sound like a boss fight in a video game? ๐ฎ). Imagine getting a PDF that looks like itโs FROM MICROSOFT but is actually from your momโs weird cousin, Gerald, who learned to *code* by watching YouTube! ๐ฑ๐๐ฅ โHey, Dave from IT, did you get that PDF that says Iโm a millionaire?โ *Drake points* โNO CAP, this is pure cringe!โ The crooks trick you into dialing their burner phones like itโs a reality TV show ๐๐, while they gently roast your bank account with their villainous laughter. ๐๐ฐ โI can't wait to hear them say 'I fell for it' on the phone!โ - *notorious hacker, probably*. ๐๐ฃ So, what's the hot take? Listen, next time you see an email with a PDF, forget that clickbait! This is a *galaxy brain* moment: if itโs not a cat meme or a recipe for spaghetti, itโs a RED FLAG! *Disclaimer: May also contain digital footprints leading back to the dark web. Wear your tinfoil hat, kid! ๐ฝ๐*