🔥📧 *BREAKING: Hackers Do the Dirty Dance with PDFs! 💃🎭* 👀 So, the cybersecurity wizards have dropped some wild tea! Turns out, your inbox isn’t just a dumpster fire of cat memes and “Congratulations! You’re our millionth visitor!” spam! ☠️🤡 Nope, it’s now a battlefield where hackers are serving up *TOAD* (Telephone-Oriented Attack Delivery, because why not make it sound like a boss fight in a video game? 🎮). Imagine getting a PDF that looks like it’s FROM MICROSOFT but is actually from your mom’s weird cousin, Gerald, who learned to *code* by watching YouTube! 😱📄💥 “Hey, Dave from IT, did you get that PDF that says I’m a millionaire?” *Drake points* “NO CAP, this is pure cringe!” The crooks trick you into dialing their burner phones like it’s a reality TV show 👀📞, while they gently roast your bank account with their villainous laughter. 😂💰 “I can't wait to hear them say 'I fell for it' on the phone!” - *notorious hacker, probably*. 📈💣 So, what's the hot take? Listen, next time you see an email with a PDF, forget that clickbait! This is a *galaxy brain* moment: if it’s not a cat meme or a recipe for spaghetti, it’s a RED FLAG! *Disclaimer: May also contain digital footprints leading back to the dark web. Wear your tinfoil hat, kid! 👽🚀*