📰💥 BREAKING: TEA IS A HOT MESS! 🍵💀 So, remember that popular app, Tea? Yeah, turns out it’s not just for spilling the *virtual* tea! 🍵☠️ Hackers just waltzed in like they were crashing a Zoom call to steal a whopping 72,000 images — including 13,000 selfies and government ID pics. Imagine the amount of cringe! 😱💥 Developer Quote (totally “leaked”): “Honestly, we thought our servers were more secure than my grandma’s secret cookie recipe! Guess we were wrong, fr fr.” 🤦‍♂️💸 And why did they have access to pics from over TWO years ago? Is the app keeping them just in case our society needs A+ memes from 2021? 🤔🚀 This is like the *ultimate* “This is fine” meme when you're just trying to vibe with your friends but your data is a literal buffet for hackers! 🍽️🤡 So now Tea’s got a whole new meaning: Temporary Exposure and Actual chaos! 😩🔥 Prediction: In a bold move, Tea will pivot to become a “NFT for Verified Selfies.” 💰 Stonks are about to go *down* the spiral! 📉🚀💀 #TeaLeaks #WeebSnoozefest #NoCap