🚩🤖 BREAKING: Hackers JUST entered a whole new universe of cringe with CrossC2 – an intergalactic upgrade for Cobalt Strike that's spreading its wings on Linux and macOS like it's the new iPhone release nobody asked for! 📱💀💻 So, Japan's CERT crew (yes, those digital superheroes) are on the case, and it turns out hacks are flying around like meme stocks 🤑 in a market crash forecast. Between September and December 2024, these cyber ninjas have been running wild, trying to control systems like they’re the puppet masters of a bad reality show. 📺✨ “Bro, Linux and Apple users are basically asking for it. They've got that 'I’m safe because I'm different' energy. No cap.” - some fictional dev in 2023 who definitely didn’t get a golden ticket to the Cyber Olympics 💀🔥 Meanwhile, while we’re all vibing 🕺with our avocado toast and TikTok dances, these hackers are acting like *this is fine* 🔥🐶 while cozying up with their new toys. You know what this means? Stonks for cybercrime! 📈💸 Mark my words: I predict in 2025 we’ll be forced to use some kind of blockchain-based anti-hacker glasses or they'll start playing TikTok dances in our codebases. 🤡💥 Stay woke, fam!