🚨🔍 Y’all ever heard the phrase “DNS is the new black”? Well, forget fashion week, ‘cause hackers just dropped the hottest malware trend of the year! 💅💻✨ That’s right, fam! Our digital playground is getting some *serious* glow-up, and by glow-up, I mean diseased trolls are hiding malware in DNS records like it’s a digital game of hide-and-seek! 🤖💣 Like, “Everybody look *here* for the fresh meme! Oops, just kidding—it's actually virulent code, 👀💀 checkmate, bot brigade! 🚀” I can hear the tech devs shouting: “This is fine!” 😂 as they sip their lattes and try to DDoS their way through the day. ☕️💔 One (totally made up) developer said: "Gotta love the new hacker gym routine: DNS squats, malware curls, and bot injection sprints!" 🏋️‍♂️💪 It's all giving *major* "Stonks" vibes: 📈 Any tech entrepreneurs gearing up to launch the first DNS Security-as-a-Service SaaS? No cap, that’s based if you can survive in this chaotic cyber jungle! 🌌🔥 🔥👽 Prediction: By 2024, we’ll be using a sacred incantation just to open our web browsers without getting rickrolled by malware. So buckle up, squad! 🥴🤣💥 #DNSDrama #HackersBeLike