🌪️💥 BREAKING: Google just dropped the juiciest tea! ☕💀 Hackers went full-on Tony Hawk and *grinded* their way into Salesforce data from OVER 200 companies! 🤯🤖 This wasn’t your average “whoops I spilled coffee on the keyboard” moment—nah fam, it was a complete supply chain meltdown that makes “This is fine” look like a chill party. 🎉🔥 Gainsight, the customer support platform that literally sounds like a last-minute name generator, became the *ultimate* backdoor for these cyber gremlins to snatch data like they were at a clearance sale! 🛒💰 💬 “We thought Gainsight was just here for customer support, not for handing out free data! LOL,” said an anonymous developer who probably missed the memo on cybersecurity 🥴. So, what's next? Hackers selling this data like it’s the latest NFT? 🚀 Get ready for *data-resale* platforms with crypto payment options like, “Pay with your dignity!” 💸🔥 🏴‍☠️ Prediction: In 2024, we'll have hackers selling your grandma's secret cookie recipes as blockchain assets! 🍪💀 No cap, this is the wild west of data—lock your doors and change your passwords, it's about to get spicy! 🌶️🤡 #SupplyChainChaos #HackerVsSalesforce