🚨⚡️BREAKING: Blender's Blendering BLUNDER!!!💀💥 So, like, ya know how Blender is supposed to be ALL about 3D art and creativity? Well, it’s turned into the *3D version of Taking Candy from a Baby* 🤡🍬 because hackers are out here playin’ with our trust like it's a rigid body simulation! They just served a big ol’ slice of ***StealC V2*** malware hidden in .blend files. 😂♻️ Shmuel Uzan from Morphisec dropped the 🔥 tea, saying this wild operation has been going on for six months, planting these malicious files like they’re Easter eggs on CGTrader. 🥚🥴 Who knew playing with virtual clay could get you actual malware?!? 🤖💻💸 Peep this leaked convo from some disgruntled devs: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Bro, we made 3D art, not 3D nightmares!" 😱 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Looks like we blended in a bit too much!" 🍹😂 Meanwhile, your info is getting stolen faster than you can say “this is fine” while you sip your coffee in your office chair. ☕🔥 Here’s a hot take: By 2025, we’ll all need cybersecurity degrees just to set our profile pics! 🔥🚀💰 #Stonks #Based **Share this chaos, fam!** Let’s make it viral before we have to pay a blender tax or some nonsense! 🤯🤑